The May Cover of Northern Virginia Magazine Includes Mike Green, Nicklas Backstrom and Samantha Casey
If you read our interview with Miss Virginia USA, Samantha Casey, last week, you were made aware that the beautiful blonde was…
If you read our interview with Miss Virginia USA, Samantha Casey, last week, you were made aware that the beautiful blonde was…
How tough are hockey players? After taking a stick to the mush in the first period, Eric Belanger ripped his own tooth…
Game day has arrived once more, my fuzzy-faced friends. Four games have passed thus far. Some of us have been lectured by…
For those of you who missed it, here's how Craig Laughlin punctuated the end of his awesome telestrating during the second intermission.…
Puck drop imminent, and it's time to check in with our scraggly soldiers.  But first, tell me if this has happened to…
[UPDATED YET AGAIN] [UPDATED BELOW] Our favorite beat reporters, Tarik El-Bashier (The Washington Post) and Corey Masisak (hired gun), are on the…
For the three of you who follow Minor League Russian Hockey, you're already aware that Caps Defensive Prospect Dmitri Orlov has led…
Following Ovie's first goal, the fourth of the game, Nicklas Backstrom cradled Alex Ovechkin by the face and showed him how to…
It's game day, Caps soldiers!  We're only a few minutes from puck drop, so we'll keep this quick. I've got a wedding…
While you're Rocking the Red at the Verizon Center during this playoff season, you might accidentally run into such esteemed ticket-holders as…
Whew!  How 'bout that game last night?  The Washington Capitals beat the Montreal Canadiens in a plum zinger of a hockey game.…
Everyone who follows the KHL knows that Vityaz Chekhov is the roughest team in the KHL. Former Hershey Bear Reid Simpson and…
How much did last night suck? True story: Peter and Ian had a big fight about writing the game recap. Peter was…
Caps Nation begins its parallel march to victory. Fans across D.C., Virginia, and Maryland, have shaved their last shave until summertime. Russian…
Thursday will mark the fifth time the Montreal Canadiens and Washington Capitals face off this season.  The Internets are awash with intelligent…
In accordance with no one in particular, Russian Machine Never Breaks proudly presents #beardpact. From Thursday morning until the night Alex Ovechkin…
Via Tarik El-Bashir, Bruce Boudreau has confirmed what we all freakin' knew: Jose Theodore is our man. Jose has a .911% save…
Hot off the presses, people! SERIES A TIME (ET) #1 Washington vs. #8 Montreal Thursday, April 15, 2010 7 p.m. Montreal at…
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