Tatiana Ovechkina: Time and Wins Heal All
Above Tatiana Ovechkina (left) sits with her son Alex (middle) many years ago. Today, March 19th, is Tatiana Ovechkina's 60th birthday. In…
Ack! Something is Eating Craig Laughlin’s Head!
Thanks to mathemagician Neil Greenberg for the photo. Keep reading RMNB for all your completely inane marginally hockey-related prattle.
POTUS Makes His B-ball Brackets, Caps Feel Unloved
While the Washington Capitals continue their fight for the Presidents' Trophy, the President busies himself with making his brackets on ESPN's SportsCenter…
Alex Ovechkin Suspended For Two Games …And Why Not?
The world is not fair. Our man, Tarik El-Bashir, broke the news a few minutes ago: Ovechkin has been suspended two games…
Dmitri Orlov: I Always Like To Go On Attack
Much like in the NHL, the KHL has farm teams. And since Metallurg Novokuznetsk failed to make the KHL Playoffs, the team…
The White House Responds To Barack The Red
Seriously. Read Here. (via the DC Sports Bog) More to come later. Holy crap!@!1!!@!@!#@@#
Nathan Burchfiel Presents The Barackstronaut
We've already gotten a few outstanding entries for our Barack The Red call for Artwork. But the first entry I thought was…
Will President Obama Attend a Caps Game & Barack The Red?
We keep hearing that the Capitals are the talk of D.C. sports. Going to a game is now the hip thing to…
Is Alex Ovechkin The Russian Destroyer?
After seeing this video today by Loffen, we think yes. This incredibly awesome clip includes almost every hit Alex Ovechkin has given…
Alex Ovechkin On The Olympics: I Still Have Pains
Fedor Fedin has finally returned, from his own self-imposed "Olympic Break," and checks in with a new translation. This interview was conducted…
Puck Drops 3/6: RMNB Gets You Ready For Caps vs. Rangers
The Capitals, who are 24-3-3 at home this year, currently have a club-record 12 straight wins and look for (unlucky?) number 13…
D.C. to NHL: We Want the Winter Classic
"On Tuesday, Ward 4 Councilwoman Muriel Bowser introduced a resolution saying the District wants the NHL to choose D.C. and the Caps…
Team Chemistry Not Traded: Capitals Acquire Eric Belanger, Joe Corvo, Milan Jurcina & Scott Walker
[Editor's note: Russian Machine Never Breaks is proud to announce the addition of Neil Greenberg to the fold. You might remember Neil…
Deadline Dealing: Which Capitals Are Most Likely To Be Traded?
Hockey fans everywhere now turn their lonely eyes to the General Managers. Nearly every club in the NHL wants to make some…
Hershey Bears Continue Dominance With Weekend Sweep
The Hershey Bears concluded a brutal stretch of four games in five mornings/nights today, as they took on the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins at…
Russian Players, Coaches & Analysts On The Loss To Canada
Here are some reflections of the Canada and Russia game in the words of players, coaches and famous analysts back home in…
Russian Lessons Part III: Who Is The Most Popular Hockey Player in Russia?
[Ed Note: First, RMNB taught you how to correctly pronounce the names of some of Russia's Best Hockey Players. Second, RMNB taught…
After Weekend Sweep, Hershey Sets All-Time AHL Record With 20 Straight Home Wins
This past weekend was awesome. Why? Because it was chock full of Hockey at every hour of the day. Sure there was…
Ovechkin Ignores The American Media, Briefly Takes Questions From Russian Journalists After Game
Russia defeated the Czech Republic 4-2 today and it was Alex Ovechkin's "Hit Heard 'Round Vancouver" that forced the key turnover from…
