Mike Green Suspended For Three Games, Probably Going to Play Some Mass Effect 2
For raising an elbow on Michael Frolik during last night's game against the Panthers, Mike Green will be suspended for three games…
Glory Days Grill Is Definitely Going Out of Business
In olden times, victorious warriors would gather in the great mead halls to celebrate battles well fought. They would drink ale, swap…
Dmitri Orlov Scores “Funny” Goal, Laughs At Goalie
[Ed. Note: Capitals fans, humor us. With this post, we're just going to come out and say it: We here at RMNB…
Semyon Varlamov’s Father Alexander Speaks About His Son, The Upcoming Olympics, & Having 2 Samara Natives On Olympic Team
[Ed Note: Below is a translated interview between Andrei Babeshkin and Semyon Varlamov’s Father Alexander that was published earlier this morning (go…
Photo Dump Fail: Caps vs Ducks
Friend-of-the-blog Stevie K. is rinkside tonight at the Verizon Center. As you can see below, his seats are wicked close. He's going…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Surfing the Zenith
The period after Christmas and before the break is typically when teams struggle the most. It's odd then that Washington Capitals have…
Emily Karol Shares Her Caps Care Casino Experience
[Ed. Note: Since the RMNB group members are stationed everywhere in this area except for DC and Northern Virginia, we again had…
BREAKING NEWS: Caps Superfan Horn Guy Follows Us On Twitter, RMNB Finally Granted Legitimacy
To our surprise, the Russian Machine awoke this morning (okay, 1PM) to quite possibly the greatest email he will ever receive since…
Caps in Russia: Updates on Kozlov, Fedorov, Zednik, Jagr & More
We finally have another update from Fedor Fedin. It's been awhile, but it's for good reason. Since the KHL is about to wrap…
Remainders: 01/22/10
Lots of stories about a game don't develop until the next day. My job now is to scoop up that delicious hockey…
The Russian Machine Happily Presents Anti-Pens Artwork
Look. We're not going to sugarcoat it, we freakin' hate the Penguins. A vengeful, angry hate. As a small lad, I vividly…
The Significance Of Blogs In The Mainstream Media
Allow me to break into the excellent coverage Peter provides on the Capitals to discuss the significance of blogs in the mainstream…
Alex Ovechkin Discusses Penalty Shot Strategy, Free Wings, and Ray Emery
Our friend Fedor Fedin translates Alex Ovechkin's interview following the Sunday's Flyers game. Below A.O. discusses shooting strategy, breaking a bad stat,…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: Your Awfully Frequent Caps Injury Update
The Washington Capitals suit up to play the Philadelpha Flyers today at Verizon Center.  And wouldn't you just know it?  We've got…
Alex Ovechkin Talks About Russia’s Failures in WJC, Defends Nikita Filatov & Discusses His New Role As Capitals Captain
Fedor Fedin checks in again with a translated article published in today's Soviet Sport. The article is written by Dmitry Chesnokov and…
What It’s Like To Be A Washington Capitals Fan in Russia
Fedor Fedin lives in Moscow, Russia, and he's a huge fan of the Washington Capitals. Personally, that's awesome. I love it. But…
A Trip Inside Ted Leonsis’ Owner’s Box
[Ed Note: This guest post was written by Addison Huber, who some of you know as ahwahoo2006 on Twitter, after being invited…
Russian Machine Sometimes Breaks: “Groin is Good”
As the east coast prepares for another storm, the Washington Capitals suit up to face off against the Ottawa Senators.  And guess…
Off-Day News Update
Verizon Center is quiet tonight, spared from hockey games and gun fights alike. Despite that, this is in no way a quiet…
Semyon Varlamov On Olympic Glory, Caps Rookie Dinner
A few days ago, I saw something on Japers Rink that might explain the Caps "lack of legs" lately: "It seems the…
